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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

teganandsarahoy:

Is it just me or is red belt just the sexiest song ever like most musicians would have their sex songs very bland and vulgar but not sara. no she talks about her ears filling with your arching and kneeling and just wow bravo sara bravo

ashiok:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine waking up one morning realizing you’re in your favourite characters body.

in or in

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

dorkly:

The Gravest Sin: Game of Thrones Spoilers

There is but one rule in the world of fandoms: thou shalt not spoil. And thou shalt ESPECIALLY not spoil Game of Thrones - a show built on shocking twists and unexpected deaths.

Of course, those who do break that rule must face…consequences.

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

ctgraphy:

WING IT

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

digi-egg:

└(o ⇔ o)┘ =33333 by 着香料

digi-egg:

└(o ⇔ o)┘ =33333 by 着香料

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.